April 2011
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Six Packs.
Somebody please explain to me what’s so nice about a six pack? Seriously. Woo, you have 6 stomach muscles visible. Whoopdy-f*cking-doo. What’s the big deal? How is it any way attractive? It’s just a sign of extreme vanity - your working specifically towards getting a six pack so that you can show it off to try and impress women. What’re you covering up for? What’s...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Drag Racing
Literally.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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2econd-heartbeat asked: jackcowley replied to your post: I'm English...

I love Crumpets and live in a castle :3

Shut up Jack XD
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Nigerian Police, I love you.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Normal service is resumed.
After yesterdays rather depressive, bleak update about humanity, I am happy to announce that I have come out of that mood today and normal service is resumed :D So anyway, since I’m writing this, I may aswell ramble about something pointless. Let’s pick Pokémon - why not? I picked up White again this morning after a stint away from it. I am currently trying to fight through the Elite...
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Pointless Announcement
Tom Spruce - http://tomsprucey.tumblr.com/ - is a midget. That is all. You mad? ;D
Apr 24th
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Yet another rant.
About humanity this time. I was just looking through the various “like” websites for Facebook and frankly, looking at some of the likes that are on there… it rekindled my dissapointment with the human race and my worry about the future of it. Most of these likes are just stupid, unfunny, tragically stupid, tragically unfunny and in severe cases, a mixture of all of those. The...
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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I don't really have anything to put here...
Er, yeah… I wanted to post something, but I have nothing to post about… So um, yeah, excuse the lack of content… Ah screw it, here’s some penguins. I’m off to stuff my face full of chocolate. Merry Christmas!
Apr 24th
Apr 23rd
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I hate HTML.
For the past 15 minutes, I have been trying to code some HTML into my Tumblr. I tried to add a comment box, but it wouldn’t have it. I then tried to add two new pages, which thankfully now work, and that took me 5 minutes of going backwards and forwards because Tumblr is awkward and only accepts HTML in certain ways. I mean, at least they’re up now, but I wish they weren’t such a...
Apr 23rd
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And the award for the single most idiotic person...
… this woman.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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When OAPs fight back
Now, I’m not usually a fan of OAPs getting mugged. However, when they turn out like this, I have no issues with it. http://tiny.cc/u29e3
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Boom! Headshot!
Kid got owned.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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And on a lighter note...
Heads down, thumbs up - possiblty the best game ever of my childhood.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Tagging posts
So, for the past day, my rather short friend - http://tomsprucey.tumblr.com/ - has been going on at me, moaning that I don’t tag my posts. Well, this post will be tagged, just to please you Spruce. You better bloody enjoy it xD
Apr 22nd
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Facepalm material.
Now in all fairness to her, my girlfriend is an intelligent girl. But like everyone, she has her stupid moments. However, when she comes out with a stupid moment… well let’s just say she doesn’t do half measures. For example, today alone she came out with: - “Ducks are mammals” - “Bonsai trees… do they grow big?” - “Ow, that’s...
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
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"Mainstream" & "Overplayed"
These are two terms that really do drive me up the wall. For example - “Oh, this is too mainstream” or “Oh, this song is overplayed.” There is a reason that something is “mainstream” or “overplayed” - it’s because it’s actually good you halfwit! You can’t label something as bad simply because it’s popular; that’s like...
Apr 22nd
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Mind = fucked...
._.
Apr 22nd
Apr 21st
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I'm an Omegle troll, yes.
Every now and then, I hit the big orange button - I don’t like red buttons, they do some nasty shit - and turn into a troll. I then proceed to go onto Omegle and troll the fuck out of anyone who cares to listen. Every now and then, I get an epic troll conversation. These conversations will be posted onto Tumblr for all to see. So, here goes nothing. ———- You: A...
Apr 21st
Anonymous asked: So do you leik mudkipz? :P
Apr 21st
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Oh so original, I know.
So, here I am. I finally jumped on the proverbial bandwagon and ended up here. Yes, everyone has a Tumblr and yes I’m just copying all of those people and yes, I don’t give a flying fuck. I have nothing better to do, so this is bound to keep me amused for some time each day…
Apr 21st