"Internet friendship is not real"
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Manchester United - 8 - 2 - Arsenal
Carlsberg don’t do hilarious scorelines…
I hath returned.
Some of you may have noticed I’ve not done anything on Tumblr for two weeks. This would be because I’ve been on holiday; a week in Orlando, Florida and a week on the Oasis of the Seas. Yes, it was amazing. Anyway, regular service will be resumed after this post.
The 6th gif in your gif folder is your favorite...
bluetree252: drivemytardis: benedictcumberbatchseyebrows: anglofile: muffinbucket: fuq da police I prefer my reaction folder lol This pleases me.
I've decided to change the Harry Potter books'...
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Boner. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sexual Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkawank Harry Potter and the Goblet of Semen Harry Potter and the Orgy of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half Blood Pornstar Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallow
Pass this on, it's serious.
birminghamriots2011: This is an exact transcript of a message that is circulating on SMS and Blackberry Messenger (BBM). Please stay at home, folks. ‘everyman keep off the road tonight, Birmingham is going to be madness, people from london, leicester, derby, manchester to f**k up birmingham of them 3 asian guys that got killed in winson green there coming to riot hard and i don’t want no one...
how big my penis/boobs are a famous person i’ve been compared to. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex. the best thing that has happened to me this week. weird things i do when i’m alone. how i’d spend ten thousand buck things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look. my last night out in detail. something that makes me sad when i think about it. something...
It's strange. I was in Birmingham yesterday. It...
London: TURN OFF YOUR TWITTER LOCATIONS AND CHANGE...
Jack is way cooler then me.
Yes, yes he is.
Anonymous asked: Love me downnnnnnnnnn
Anonymous asked: love me Jack
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on...
youaremyshootingstarxo: andandhearts: Go onnn, really bored Bet I’ll get none.
thedarkeststreets: ihavenoanswer: wavesaredead: what a dick Die. You are descended from British people. We found your fucking country. We invented cars, lightbulbs, tv, ect. Are you actually joking me? I think we need to give you a cup of tea and a biscuit, being British is awesome. You fag. I have a strong opinion on this. YOU FUCKING TWAT, DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE? WITHOUT US THERE...
Hallo thar dear followers. This is 1000th post. Just thought I’d make it slightly special. Okay, bye :3
The sex quiz.
boredomisastateofmind: blindthoughts: Answer, anonymously or not ;) Would you fuck me? Where? Drunk or sober? Lights on or off? To what song? Fast or slow? Relationship or fling? Hickeys or no hickeys? Minutes or hours? IM BORED GO GO GO GO GO >.< do this please